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Jan. 31, 2014

I thought I was depressed but it turns out I’m just pissed off.

I’m going to turn 20 this year.
For girls around my age I’m not interesting, for girls older than me, I’m not interesting and for girls younger than me I’m not interesting.
Physically I’m not that bad.
I’m funny, I’m nice with everyone, I got a twist of eccentricity, I can be quite romantic and I’m polylingual. I visited more countries than I blown candles on my last birthday cake and I’ve got friends with different cultural backgrounds. The only thing that I can’t overcome is my shyness.
And guess what, the past few girls I was trying to be with are dating insensitive stupid assholes, who they then complain about. All I’ve got to say is fuck those bitches, I offered, they said no, they don’t know what the fuck they’re missing.
I’m far from having high standards, you don’t have to have double D’s or a gigantic ass to fit the spot, as long as you’re somewhat smart and have a cute face, I’m not asking for anything else.
Even worse, some girls are abusing from my generosity, while they mock me when I have my back turned. And yet apart from this rant, I stay silent.

Because if I boast, I’m a bragger, and if I start ranting publicly, I’m a ranter.

So to girls complaining that all guys are assholes, all of you bitches should stop going after those retarded dicks and need to raise your fucking standards. That guy’s abs are not going to get him anywhere in life and you’re setting a bad atmosphere for future generations.

This is the last time I’m being made fun of by a girl.


This is also the last post of this blog.

Jul. 26, 2013
My night.

My night.

Apr. 6, 2013
my mortal enemy

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lizeon:

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my mortal enemy

(LOL here!)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Apr. 6, 2013
  • parents:you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
  • me:fine can i go out
  • parents:no
Apr. 6, 2013

jesuschristvevo:

you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here

(via trippyescape-deactivated2014061)

Apr. 6, 2013

teamfortress64:

some people are so cute. like wtf where did you get the cheat code for that

(Source: shalrath, via trippyescape-deactivated2014061)

Apr. 1, 2013

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other

(via cantripsfordays)

Apr. 1, 2013

wisesammy:

 

dreamsaboutthatbox:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

orientalfashion:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

jackcicle:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

rotgjackfrost:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

all restaurants should have wifi

every building should have wifi

every forest should have wifi

every lake should have wifi

the moon should have wifi

why cant humans just have wifi

has science gone too far

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

oh look free wifi

(Source: jaclcfrost, via cantripsfordays)

Apr. 1, 2013

poopflow:

poopflow:

i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born

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(Source: poopflow, via cantripsfordays)

Apr. 1, 2013
curbstompsyou:

“Danny Gonzalez did a kickflip melon down Wallenberg in 1999. He did a wallride on a ceiling. He did a lot of creative shit before everyone else, but new skaters don’t know who he is, and older skaters don’t ever talk about him. It seems that due to industry mishaps, constant injuries and some unlucky timing, Danny got shafted from many of the history books, despite his amazing level of skateboarding.”

curbstompsyou:

Danny Gonzalez did a kickflip melon down Wallenberg in 1999. He did a wallride on a ceiling. He did a lot of creative shit before everyone else, but new skaters don’t know who he is, and older skaters don’t ever talk about him. It seems that due to industry mishaps, constant injuries and some unlucky timing, Danny got shafted from many of the history books, despite his amazing level of skateboarding.”

(via xxspartanheadxx)

Apr. 1, 2013

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: mentaljen)

Apr. 1, 2013
theladythorki: gloomyteens:



when can i apply



‘what does 237 mean’
i actually dont know how to answer that question

theladythorki: gloomyteens:

when can i apply

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‘what does 237 mean’

i actually dont know how to answer that question

(Source: death-or-taxes, via ericsawesome)