you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
some people are so cute. like wtf where did you get the cheat code for that
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other
all restaurants should have wifi
every building should have wifi
every forest should have wifi
every lake should have wifi
the moon should have wifi
why cant humans just have wifi
has science gone too far
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oh look free wifi
i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.
From now on I will reject any and all proposals that are not made with this ring.